One beer: No change.

Two beers: Lightheadedness.

Three beers: Woozy.

Four beers: Even woozier, and a little sad for drinking four beers by yourself.

Five beers: Drunk. And no longer caring about drinking alone.

Call me a lightweight if you will, but I’d rather think of myself as a cheap date.

2 Responses to “Through experimentation…”

  1. trinwords said:

    A Beaufort scale of alcohol. Interesting.

  2. J said:

    Hehe.

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